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To: The United States House of Representatives and The United States Senate
Boycott Republican Sex
TO ALL WOMEN: STOP HAVING SEX WITH REPUBLICANS UNTIL THE WAR ON WOMEN IS ENDED!
Problem: If women use contraceptives, Republicans think women are sluts.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Problem: If women use contraceptives for birth control, Republicans think women should be fired.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Problem: If women get pregnant, Republicans think women are sluts.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Problem: If women have children and are single, Republicans think women are abusers.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Problem: If women have sex with men, Republicans think women are sluts.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Problem: Republicans think women are sluts.
Solution: Stop having sex with Republicans.
Why is this important?
To all women: until the Republican War on Women has ended, BOYCOTT SEX WITH REPUBLICANS. Republicans have been busy coming up with ways to limit women's rights while the entire economy is falling apart around us. Republicans should be concerned with creating jobs and improving the economy, not picking on women!