Admit it, a good few rounds of Cards Against Humanity would tell us far more about the Republican field than another staged debate. And I, for one, would like to see it. Are you with me?
Why is this important?
Don't you want to hear The Donald argue for "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog"? Can Scott Walker read "Not giving a [hoot] about the Third World" with a straight face? And we all want to know who's got the cojones to throw in "inappropriately timed Holocaust jokes" (my money is on Ben Carson). I'll be catching the actual debate highlights on Comedy Central, but GOP CAH? I'd tune in for that.
