In light of recent issues at the Iowa Caucuses, I propose a dance off shall be the official method of in the case of a tie breaker decision at any and all Caucus events held in the USA, the Birthplace, and Shining Example of Democracy to the World, from this point on.
Rules are simple.
The Caucus will have a choice of 1 on 1 or Crew/Team Battle.
1 on 1
Each side chooses their best dancer.
Each dancer will have 3 rounds to make their case on the dance floor as to who has the sweetest moves. Turns shall be taken in an alternating fashion. Example (A > B > A > B > A > B)
Rounds are 60 seconds each.
Crew/Team Battle
Option A.
Each member on each crew/team goes once. For example, you have crew 'A' and crew 'B'. Each has 3 members. A member from 'A' would go followed by a member from 'B'. After, another crew member goes out followed by someone on the other crew. Keep going until everyone's gone out. 60 second rounds.
Option B.
3v3 battle - 3 minutes. Open format. This allows for crews/teams to perform group routines as well as freestyle solo.
Winner will be chosen by the youngest child in the room.
Why is this important?
This petition is to point out the ridiculousness of allowing an office as important as the President of the USA to be chosen in such an inefficient and easily corruptible manner.
