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To: Jon Stewart

The Solution to Trump: Draft Jon Stewart to Run for President

There is only one answer to Donald Trump's media-devouring pseudo-bid for President: Jon Stewart, we need you announce that you are running for President.

Run Jon, run--if only for a few exquisite weeks--just long enough to reveal Trump's Presidential bid for what it is: an extended self-promotional advertisement fueled by bloviating bigotry.

Why is this important?

Donald Trump represents the worst of American politics.

Jon Stewart announcing he will run will reveal that Trump's bid is nothing more than celebrity self-promotion.

Updates

2022-08-23 22:51:08 -0400

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