To: Bill Clinton, Former President, Future First Gentleman

100,000 Strong Asking Bill Clinton to Play "Baker Street" at Hillary's Inauguration Ball

With 100,000 signatures, Bill Clinton will play the daddy of all saxophone solos, Baker Street, at his wife Hilary's inauguration as President of the United States.

Why is this important?

Bill Clinton is an American hero, and a masterful saxaphonist. He is best remembered for balancing the federal budget, negotiating the Oslo Accords, and playing saxophone on Arsenio wearing sunglasses. With 100,000 signatures he will have no choice but to obey the will of the people and play "Baker Street" at his wife's inauguration ball next January.