7 Eleven

Here in Evansville, we feel very left-out, we want to be apart of the 7Eleven franchise, help them prosper. In Evansville, you'll find great opportunities for business. As well, we do technically have a "Seven-Eleven", but that is some fake knockoff. They don't have any slurpees, just a bunch of fat drunken mid-40s men who are going through a mid-life crisis, from being divorced, or just being charged with child neglect, no one likes it over-there, and for all we care, you can tear that down and plant your seed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So please, 7 Eleven, give us a PROPER 7-Eleven, we'd greatly appreciate it, and when you're at it, take out that knockoff, you'll be doing us all a favor.