Alec and His Entrance Into Eli's Empire

Two thousand years ago, it was prophesied that on December 21 of the year 2012, one woman and one man would give life to a new race of peace-loving humans that would come to be known as GerMexicans. This man is Alec Empire. This woman is Eli Rangel. Should this, for some reason, not occur, the world will end. Let us prevent this tragedy from taking place. Your signature may convince Alec to do the right thing.