To: MoveOn.org
Banana Republicans
National legislators who support having their country default on its debt like some banana republic oligarchy should properly be known as a Banana Republicans. To honor these patriots, MoveOn should rent a flatbed truck equipped with a steel band, a dozen blenders, 400 pounds of ripe bananas, 2 cases of limes, five cases of purple label rum, 500 red, white and blue go-cups and 500 little umbrellas.
As the flatbed tours Capitol Hill, stopping at each office building to offload a messenger with a bunch of ripe bananas for each of the Banana Republicans inside, volunteers make and distribute banana daiquiris for the public while the band plays Jimmy Buffet's "Banana Republic."
As the flatbed tours Capitol Hill, stopping at each office building to offload a messenger with a bunch of ripe bananas for each of the Banana Republicans inside, volunteers make and distribute banana daiquiris for the public while the band plays Jimmy Buffet's "Banana Republic."
Why is this important?
The Fiscal Cliff, Sequestration, and the House declining to raise the debt ceiling.