To: M'leigha

Banning M'leigha from facebook

M'LEIGHA IS VERY ANNOYING WHEN USING FACEBOOK AND ALTHOUGH WE LOVE HER AS A FRIEND WE HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS BEST FOR ALL OF HUMANITY TO KEEP HER OFF OF SOCIAL NETWORKING AND NOT SHIT ON OUR LIVES WITH HER ENERGETIC SELF

Why is this important?

M'LEIGHA IS BAD AT USING FACEBOOK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. THEREFORE, WE MUST BAN HER.