To: Barbara Langenburg, Head of Household at 113 Hedge Drive, Dingmans Ferry, PA
Call to Action to Move Barbara Langenburg to NC!
We, the undersigned voices, declare to be heard! The time has come for a valuable action for your friends, family, and yourself. We demand you pick up your roots and travel to the south land. This action will benefit your friends and family by bringing them happiness - you are the light of their world. Without having you near, a hole has been left in their hearts.
This action will also benefit you in many ways. You will be closer to the sunshine, and it will brighten your mind and your skin. No longer will you have to endure the hardships of the cold, rain, and snow. You will rejoice once again as your spirit soars through the yellow rays of the sun.
We would also like to add that the Denny's on Wake Forest Rd is suffering financially from your absence. And tell Dennis there are many fried chickens and greasy biscuits to be had.
We thank you for your time and appreciate your consideration.
This action will also benefit you in many ways. You will be closer to the sunshine, and it will brighten your mind and your skin. No longer will you have to endure the hardships of the cold, rain, and snow. You will rejoice once again as your spirit soars through the yellow rays of the sun.
We would also like to add that the Denny's on Wake Forest Rd is suffering financially from your absence. And tell Dennis there are many fried chickens and greasy biscuits to be had.
We thank you for your time and appreciate your consideration.
Why is this important?
This is an issue that we all care about. If Ms. Langenburg were to move to NC, I think we can all agree it would be a better place.