It is my (newly found) religious belief that if God had meant for men to have an erection he would have given them one.
Why is this important?
Because what's good for the goose is good for the gander and it is time the geese of this country (particularly the female variety) stood up to be counted (literally!). These folks need to know their goose is about to be cooked right now as the campaigning starts for the mid terms.