To: President Donald Trump, The Utah State House, The Utah State Senate, Governor Gary R. Herbert, The United States House of Representatives, and The United States Senate
Dumb Laws of Utah 2013
The following laws need to be gotten rid of completely:
1. It is illegal to not drink milk.
2. Birds have the right of way on all highways.
3. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
4. You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
5. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
6. It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
7. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
8. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
9. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
10. No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
11. Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.
Number 10 and 11, are laws in Salt Lake County.
12. It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. (Tremonton)
13. Women may not swear. (Logan)
And lastly #14. Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Which is a law in a town called Monroe.
1. It is illegal to not drink milk.
2. Birds have the right of way on all highways.
3. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
4. You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
5. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
6. It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
7. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
8. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
9. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
10. No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
11. Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.
Number 10 and 11, are laws in Salt Lake County.
12. It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. (Tremonton)
13. Women may not swear. (Logan)
And lastly #14. Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Which is a law in a town called Monroe.
Why is this important?
There are many laws in my state, and I have picked out some, that dont make any sense.
I am sure many of you will agree with me.
I am sure many of you will agree with me.