To: Em
Em: Stop Talking to that Douchebag
This is a petition for a dear friend, "Em", to MOVE ON. And stop talking to that guy with a girl friend. Yes, the girlfriend looks like a man. Yes, you're prettier. No, he won't breakup with her for you. Time to move on.
Why is this important?
I am personally affected by this issue because it's a constant source of texts, gchats, screenshot-sends, snapchats, tweets and general points of conversation. It is crucial to womankind to have this faux-lationship end and the madness stop. Please sign and help my friend, your friend, all women everywhere to move on past 'taken but miserable' men. Thanks!