Free Us From Broccoli So That We Can Move On To Health

PETITION TO JUSTICE ANTONIN SCLAIA REQUESTING THAT HE KEEP US FREE FROM BROCCOLI SO THAT WE CAN MOVE ON TO HEALTH

WHEREAS We the undersigned are thankful for the wisdom of a Supreme Court
that is free of the vagaries of popular opinion, and

WHEREAS We are thankful to have as clever a legal scholar as Justice Scalia who
astutely finds that the purchase of health insurance is comparable to the
purchase of broccoli, so

THEREFORE WE THE UNDERSIGNED pay our respects to Justice Scalia by
MAILING HIM (first class) A SPRIG OF BROCCOLI in the hope
that he will keep us free of broccoli.

We also authorize any and all to send a sprig of broccoli in our name
or theirs.