To: The Illinois State House, The Illinois State Senate, and Governor J.B. Pritzker
Give your iPad back to the environment!
Republicans would have you believe that iPads can do wonderful things. They are lying; these insipid machines are the cause of cruelty, horror, and death to multitudes of defenseless animals and children around the world. Help us eradicate this source of pain and suffering. Thank you.
Why is this important?
The manufacture of the iPad is catastrophically bad for the world. From the manufacture of batteries that destroy our environment (and the burning of fossil fuels to supply them with power) to the Chinese slave labor that has to build them to the oceans that are destroyed by container ships, there is not one thing about this product that we consider to be environmentally or humanitarianly friendly. As a result, we are burying our iPads underground to give them back to the earth from whence they came and planting flowers over top of them. This will continue until congress forbids the import of this awful piece of "technology".