To: Marshall Automotive Club

GOD BLESS AMERICA & MOTORCYCLE SIDECARS

Why is it that only people in World War I get to use motorcycle sidecars?? How will we be prepared for our next war with Europe if we're not trained properly? Bring it back, we must defeat the Germans!

Why is this important?

I am an American who knows that we are the last chance at freedom and liberty from those unshowered, socialist Euro bastards. I don't want to be speaking some dumb language that's not English, eating baguettes, and seeing my women with hairy armpits. Fight for freedom!!!!