To: Halle Berry
Halle Berry: Give Your Razzie Award to Donald Trump
To the beloved, Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry,
We the undersigned believe it to be in the best interest of the country for you to turn over your 2005 Golden Raspberry Award for Best Actress to U.S. President Donald J. Trump.
We the undersigned believe it to be in the best interest of the country for you to turn over your 2005 Golden Raspberry Award for Best Actress to U.S. President Donald J. Trump.
It is clear that not only is Trump the Best Actress Ever, as illustrated by his performance as a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, but that presenting him with the Razzie would make for the perfect ending to one of Hollywood's greatest awards stories.
Back before we really knew what it meant, you embraced you "meme" status with your legendary Razzie acceptance speech, which has gone on to inspire dozens of internet lists and jokey thinkpieces over the years.
I, of course, am not at all jokey and completely taking this seriously.
Imagine, then, if the final line of each of those articles was, "In 2026, Berry presented the Golden Raspberry Award to Donald Trump for his performance as a Nobel Peace Prize recipient," or something like that?
Epic.
Epic.
Why is this important?
It's clear that Trump deserves it. Nobody plays a crying little girl more often or with more enthusiasm than he does.
Also, he deserves all the awards! He's the king of awards!
Also, he deserves all the awards! He's the king of awards!