To: Tim Cook, CEO, Apple Inc.
#Impeach Pesach - Stop the pesach-peach autocorrecting madness!
For years now, Apple products have repeatedly autocorrected (or "autosuggested") "peach" for "pesach." In effect, they have been applying a perverse form of social engineering to convert a sacred holiday into a (totally delicious/nutritious) fruit (which, yes, technically is kosher for passover, and while we're at it, so is apple, but that's not the point). We ask, nay demand, of Tim Cook and his team of engineers to reverse this auto/suggested correction, acknowledging pesach as part of the Apple lexicon and saving Jewish Apple users an estimated aggregate 40 years of wandering through iMessage en route to textual redemption.
Why is this important?
We as yidlifecrisis.com feel, for totally irrational reasons, spited by this and will not rest until it is solved (although for anxiety reasons we just tend not to rest, so if this is not solved, meh, not such a big deal).