To: President Donald Trump
Join our band Woongi, Inc.
Dear President Obama,
We are all going to miss you very much. You're probably going to be super bored after you step down, so much so that it could technically be considered an injustice. That's why we are petitioning you to end this injustice before it begins, and join our band Woongi, Inc. We live in Chicago and even have a practice space. We can spot you some cash if you can't cover the full $35 for the first couple months.
Thank you,
Woongi, Inc.
p.s. Joe can come too.
We are all going to miss you very much. You're probably going to be super bored after you step down, so much so that it could technically be considered an injustice. That's why we are petitioning you to end this injustice before it begins, and join our band Woongi, Inc. We live in Chicago and even have a practice space. We can spot you some cash if you can't cover the full $35 for the first couple months.
Thank you,
Woongi, Inc.
p.s. Joe can come too.
Why is this important?
So President Obama doesn't get too bored after he leaves office.