To: Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart: Please come back! We need you!

Jon Stewart: Please come back. We need you and the Daily Show more than ever right now. We might not make it otherwise.

Why is this important?

These are extraordinary times. They call for extraodinary satire. Jon, we need you.

Please don't make us hold rallies in cities across the globe, wearing custom-knit Stewart Pussy hats. We're just not that good at knitting.

But really, in this era of fake news, with a White House that can't even tell the truth about the size of a crowd, we need the clarity and the insight of Jon Stewart more than ever—not just for ourselves and our souls, but for our Democracy. Jon, you have a vital role to play in preserving American Democracy. And keeping us from crying so much.

Please come back.