To: my mom, "Mom"
Make My Mom Like James Bond
Get my mom to stop hating James Bond and start liking James Bond.
Why is this important?
My mom hates James Bond. She will not listen to unimpeachable arguments like "James Bond is good" and "mom come on" and "mom seriously?? JAMES BOND!!!" Even my dad's frame-by-frame description of the cool as hell motorcycle part at the beginning of Skyfall did not soften my mom's James Bond-hating heart. We need your help. Please sign your name to help make my mom like James Bond before it's too late. God bless.