Elena's dedication to organizing cookie production for MoveOn deserves a permanent memorial. She should be named MoveOn Cookie Queen for life.
Why is this important?
Everyone knows that an army marches on its stomach, and an army of activists, organizers, and campaigners is no different.
Elena's dedication in ensuring that the MoveOn army would be fed deserves a big golden crown and a walnut-burl-backed plaque of appreciation, so the least we can do is give her an arbitrary (and permanent) title to honor her commitment.
