To: President Donald Trump and Governor Gavin Newsom
New Life Retirement at 60!
For the next five years, those aged sixty will be encouraged to retire early without penalty, making room for job seekers in every field, and producing a young and vibrant generation of retirees more likely to invest in their future and do charity work etc. as well as dote on their grandchildren, permitting their own children more freedom to work.
Why is this important?
Allowing laborers or anyone toiling at sixty who wishes to retire immediately without penalty would not only open up hundreds of thousands of jobs, but unleash spending sprees, traveling, changes of locale, and in general provide all the jobs we need but stir up the economy to boot. My guess is we'll come out ahead and make a whole lot of people very happy.