To: The United States House of Representatives and The United States Senate
No Christmas For Congress
Dear Senators and Congresspeople,
Unlike many Americans, you have a job. Your job is to run the country. That job currently includes negotiating a deal to avoid the 'fiscal cliff.'
While you don't seem particularly capable of doing your job in the best of circumstances, you certainly cannot do it if you are drinking toddies and singing carols 'round the tree.
Therefore, as American citizens and taxpayers, we demand you work through the Christmas holidays. That way, if we can't get a deal in our Christmas stocking, then at least we will have the satisfaction of knowing that you are miserable.
You may have one hour off on Christmas Day to call your mothers and apologize for being so inept.
Unlike many Americans, you have a job. Your job is to run the country. That job currently includes negotiating a deal to avoid the 'fiscal cliff.'
While you don't seem particularly capable of doing your job in the best of circumstances, you certainly cannot do it if you are drinking toddies and singing carols 'round the tree.
Therefore, as American citizens and taxpayers, we demand you work through the Christmas holidays. That way, if we can't get a deal in our Christmas stocking, then at least we will have the satisfaction of knowing that you are miserable.
You may have one hour off on Christmas Day to call your mothers and apologize for being so inept.
Why is this important?
Tell Congress they cannot go home for Christmas until they agree to a deal.