To: God, The ineffable.

Release Satan from Hell and reinstate his license to prosecute.

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Release Satan from Hell and reinstate his license to prosecute. Evil is alive and well, operating under the guise of moral privilege.

Why is this important?

From civil rights oppression to sexually assaulting children, the moral elite and privileged have been running the empire of evil for too long. Time to bring back equality, justice and boils. Release Satan from Hell and reinstate his license to prosecute the wicked.