To: Alcohol Beverage Control Board, Washington, DC

Rescind the Fart Fine

TO THE WASHINGTON, DC ABC BOARD:
On June 17, 2015 Madam's Organ Blues Bar was fined $500 after a year long investigation by the Washington, DC Alcohol Beverage Control Board because a drummer on stage cracked a window open after farting in June 2014. Madam's Organ has filed a motion for reconsideration. Please reverse your decision and rescind the fart fine!

Why is this important?

To show the ABC Board there is no public support for their ridiculous ruling and waste of taxpayer money in a year long investigation, hearings, and appeals.

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Reasons for signing

  • It's only natural...
  • This fine is absolutely ridiculous!
  • Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. (Hat Tip: http://www.jokes4us.com/barjokes/fartjokes.html)

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