To: SPLC
SPLC: Make DailyKenn.com a hate group
DailyKenn.com hereby demands the SPLC include our website on its list of hate groups for the following reasons:
1. We could use the addtional traffic
2. We refer to black criminals as "black criminals"
3. We believe Barak Obama is a socialist
The undersigned do solemnly swear (except on Sundays) and do hereby add our signatures to request SPLC add DailyKenn.com to its list of hate groups. Failure to accomodate the request of this petition may result in picketing your home office until our demand is met.
Why is this important?
SPLC has refused to include DailyKenn.com in its list of hate groups thereby denying DailyKenn.com additional traffic generated by such a listing.