To: Stephen Colbert, Fake News Anchor
Stephen Colbert: Save our election
Dear Mr. Colbert;
As you know the liberal rag-tag always bellyache about "stolen" elections or
"rigged Diebold ballot machines" every time an election does not go their way. I say
it's time to put an end all that - the way they did in Egypt! U.N. monitors and exit polls!
Please use tons of you unlimited P.A.C. money and social influence to prove
that our voting system is perfect.
Your Friend;
As you know the liberal rag-tag always bellyache about "stolen" elections or
"rigged Diebold ballot machines" every time an election does not go their way. I say
it's time to put an end all that - the way they did in Egypt! U.N. monitors and exit polls!
Please use tons of you unlimited P.A.C. money and social influence to prove
that our voting system is perfect.
Your Friend;
Why is this important?
In light of the fact that the Diebold voting machines, and diabolical plots are suspected of messing with elections, let's set up independent exit polls and find out more!