To: Boston Red Sox
Stop throwing the ball to third!
We, the undersigned members of Red Sox nation, have suffered two World Series losses because of dumb throws to third base. Please stop making bad throws to third, y'all. Seriously.
Why is this important?
I am starting this petition because I want the Red Sox to win the World Series, and it's hard to do so when they make a bunch of plays that look Little League-ish in their execution. Cut it out, dudes!