To: Donald Trump

Tell Donald Trump: The American people deserve to see documentation on your current hair situatio...

In 2011, Donald Trump was proud to lead the charge in calling out President Obama to release his birth certificate. Never before in the history of our country has a President been shown such an abominable level of disrespect, but Mr. Trump was proud.
Mr. Trump has been happy to degrade this presidency in the interest of his own ego, and hasn’t worried that he has done this country nothing but harm.
Well now that Mr. Trump is running for President again, I feel that the American people deserve the same level of honesty that he demanded from President Obama.
Since he already released his birth certificate, and everyone already knows his legacy of inheritance in this country, I would like to ask Mr. Trump to come forward to the American people about his current hair situation.
I believe that in the interest of being completely forthcoming with all of the facts, Mr. Trump should provide to the American people:
1. A photo of his hair immediately after leaving the pool.
2. A photo of his hair first thing in the morning.
3. A video showing the process for fixing his hair.
4. A working hair preparation budget and forecast for Presidential hair upgrades.

Why is this important?

The reasons I believe this is relevant and should be provided to the American people are as follows:
1. Our President is photographed in all types of situations that he cannot control. I want to prevent any pictures that could potentially damage our image around the world.
2. As a fiscal conservative, it is important to ensure that no unnecessary taxpayer dollars will be wasted in this process of hair preparation. I have the right to know how much I will have to pay for that hair.