Evans waffle house slides must be gone

We have a huge problem. Evan gets no bitches as we all know, the ones he got were bitches so this is his path to victory. Me (warehouse) and vic_IlOyd10 know that this is the key to his success. Evan needs to ditch the Waffle House slides. Once they are gone he WONT be a poser and will get bitches. Please sign or ill find you /hj
( this is a joke)