To: President Donald Trump, The Pennsylvania State House, The Pennsylvania State Senate, Governor Tom Wolf, The United States House of Representatives, and The United States Senate
u.s. government should not ignore identity-issues
i have identity issues, but the government is only taking care of prisoners' issues
Why is this important?
my slender-identity issues
people tell me to just accept the reality which tells me that i am not big and strong. who are they to judge? have they walked a mile in my shoes? i feel like i should be big and strong. furthermore, much like i feel that i should be famous (which i will elaborate on later), i feel like i was born with the identity of a big and strong "lumberjack" type of man with abundantly hairy armpits and a hairy chest.
as a boy, i had never felt comfortable being skinny and weak. i was a strong man in a weak man's body. my small penis made me uncomfortable, my skinny wrists and arms made me uncomfortable, and i was especially never comfortable in the locker-room with my smooth armpits out for all the owners of hairy armpits to see. if i had the money that chastity bono's parents had, i would have gotten an armpit-change operation so that i would have felt comfortable with myself. i'm sorry, but walk a mile in my shoes and you'll see that any "pin the hair on the armpit" game is just as legitimate as a "pin the penis on the girl" game is. furthermore, just as much as i listened to adam ant's "strip" record, i was adamant that i wasn't going to go to a head-doctor to learn to accept the reality of my hairless armpits.
likewise, i am not going to go to a head-doctor to learn to accept the reality of not having the body of a big and strong lumberjack/football player/manly man. my identity is my identity, some would say it's a mistaken identity, but those people are hateful to tell me that it is a mistake to see myself as a big and strong and mighty superman. didn't tom petty say "you don't know what it's like to be me," or something? if my brain's identity will make me regard myself in a way that is contrary to reality, then it is reality that needs to change...and NOT ME.
in 1978, the movie "grease" was released the day after i turned 4. you'd have seen me doing my best to emulate john travolta's "greased lightning" dance. in 1983, when i became obsessed with michael jackson, you'd have seen me doing my best to emulate his "moonwalk" or "huevo" moves. in 1984 or 1985, a long obsession with madonna began. in 1990, i had memorized her whole "vogue" dance a month before seeing her "blond ambition world tour" - actually, i used the vcr to record mtv's entire "blond date with madonna" weekend. i have always had the identity of a famous person. at 4 years old, gosh - i was 9 or 10, and i had processed 9 or 10 years worth of information, before i realized that i was "born gay". well, for that reason alone, i can honestly say that it's more legitimate for me to be famous than it is for me to be gay.
now, given that feelings i have about myself were there from an early age, i can honestly say that i was born this way. it would be a mistake to hire a psychologist as a way to get me to stop feeling the way i feel about myself. the mirror does not represent WHO I AM, regarding the big and strong hero of a man who is the only man i have respect for. the mirror is my enemy because i have no respect for myself, but i would love myself if i'd get some props surgically implanted on my body like chastity bono's fabricated gender was implanted on her body. if the government pays for prisoners to have sex-change operations, if the government spends money to legitimize gender-identity issues harbored by the trash-heap of society, then they should also spend money to legitimize the slender-identity issues of wimps who want to be heroes. especially if the wimps have never been in jail. NEWSFLASH: i have the wrong body - why should prisoners get sex-change operations paid for - damn it, i should look like the football heroes who are matthew muchnok and tim tebow!
i have the talent to be a leading man in a movie, i have the talent to record a duet with madonna, and it is the government's job to see to it that i become a star. if the government is going to pay for any prisoner's sex-change operation, thereby legitimizing one mistaken identity, then who is the government (or anybody) to say which mistaken identities are legitimate enough to spend money on? the government should make me famous ON ACCOUNT OF the way i see myself. do i have to rape a politician's wife with my "slick willie" and go to jail, just so that i'd be set free of my identity crisis?
it is the government's job to cater to my slender-identity issues BY SEEING TO IT that medical doctors turn me into the big and strong man that i want to be. it is the government's job to cater to my famous-identity issues BY SEEING TO IT that warner brothers approaches me with a contract to sign.
dylan terreri, i
www.jaggedlittledyl.com
people tell me to just accept the reality which tells me that i am not big and strong. who are they to judge? have they walked a mile in my shoes? i feel like i should be big and strong. furthermore, much like i feel that i should be famous (which i will elaborate on later), i feel like i was born with the identity of a big and strong "lumberjack" type of man with abundantly hairy armpits and a hairy chest.
as a boy, i had never felt comfortable being skinny and weak. i was a strong man in a weak man's body. my small penis made me uncomfortable, my skinny wrists and arms made me uncomfortable, and i was especially never comfortable in the locker-room with my smooth armpits out for all the owners of hairy armpits to see. if i had the money that chastity bono's parents had, i would have gotten an armpit-change operation so that i would have felt comfortable with myself. i'm sorry, but walk a mile in my shoes and you'll see that any "pin the hair on the armpit" game is just as legitimate as a "pin the penis on the girl" game is. furthermore, just as much as i listened to adam ant's "strip" record, i was adamant that i wasn't going to go to a head-doctor to learn to accept the reality of my hairless armpits.
likewise, i am not going to go to a head-doctor to learn to accept the reality of not having the body of a big and strong lumberjack/football player/manly man. my identity is my identity, some would say it's a mistaken identity, but those people are hateful to tell me that it is a mistake to see myself as a big and strong and mighty superman. didn't tom petty say "you don't know what it's like to be me," or something? if my brain's identity will make me regard myself in a way that is contrary to reality, then it is reality that needs to change...and NOT ME.
in 1978, the movie "grease" was released the day after i turned 4. you'd have seen me doing my best to emulate john travolta's "greased lightning" dance. in 1983, when i became obsessed with michael jackson, you'd have seen me doing my best to emulate his "moonwalk" or "huevo" moves. in 1984 or 1985, a long obsession with madonna began. in 1990, i had memorized her whole "vogue" dance a month before seeing her "blond ambition world tour" - actually, i used the vcr to record mtv's entire "blond date with madonna" weekend. i have always had the identity of a famous person. at 4 years old, gosh - i was 9 or 10, and i had processed 9 or 10 years worth of information, before i realized that i was "born gay". well, for that reason alone, i can honestly say that it's more legitimate for me to be famous than it is for me to be gay.
now, given that feelings i have about myself were there from an early age, i can honestly say that i was born this way. it would be a mistake to hire a psychologist as a way to get me to stop feeling the way i feel about myself. the mirror does not represent WHO I AM, regarding the big and strong hero of a man who is the only man i have respect for. the mirror is my enemy because i have no respect for myself, but i would love myself if i'd get some props surgically implanted on my body like chastity bono's fabricated gender was implanted on her body. if the government pays for prisoners to have sex-change operations, if the government spends money to legitimize gender-identity issues harbored by the trash-heap of society, then they should also spend money to legitimize the slender-identity issues of wimps who want to be heroes. especially if the wimps have never been in jail. NEWSFLASH: i have the wrong body - why should prisoners get sex-change operations paid for - damn it, i should look like the football heroes who are matthew muchnok and tim tebow!
i have the talent to be a leading man in a movie, i have the talent to record a duet with madonna, and it is the government's job to see to it that i become a star. if the government is going to pay for any prisoner's sex-change operation, thereby legitimizing one mistaken identity, then who is the government (or anybody) to say which mistaken identities are legitimate enough to spend money on? the government should make me famous ON ACCOUNT OF the way i see myself. do i have to rape a politician's wife with my "slick willie" and go to jail, just so that i'd be set free of my identity crisis?
it is the government's job to cater to my slender-identity issues BY SEEING TO IT that medical doctors turn me into the big and strong man that i want to be. it is the government's job to cater to my famous-identity issues BY SEEING TO IT that warner brothers approaches me with a contract to sign.
dylan terreri, i
www.jaggedlittledyl.com