To: President Donald Trump, The California State House, The California State Senate, Governor Gavin Newsom, The United States House of Representatives, and The United States Senate

Waffles Outrun Pancakes!

Waffles are better than Pancakes, and Pancakes must be BANISHED FROM EXISTANCE ON THE ENTIRE EARTH!

Why is this important?

I am a waffles lover, and Pancakes are awful. I think this because pancakes do not have square pockets to hold syrup in, and Waffles do. They Are much more fun to make than Pancakes as well. Pancakes should be removed from the equation.

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