Weird Al for Superbowl 2014 Halftime Show

This petition is of the people of the United States, home of the National Football League, that are looking for an awesome half time show of 2014. Pop stars, rap stars, R&B singers, rock legends - all of them are polarizing for the Halftime show. HOWEVER - there is one incredible artist who takes the American freedom of parody and brought it to the forefront of pop culture and American culture. He can do so many blends of music and he could really bring the house down and pack some awesome entertainment. He can change costumes so fast (i've seen him do it in concert several times) and make so many people, kids and adults alike, smile and enjoy his performance. The man is a legend and deserves the chance to Halftime the Superbowl. Let him have his shot.