Cereal monsters have been kept separated for too long. General Mills, we urge you to show unity by creating Monster Mash cereal this Halloween season: combine Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry, all in the same box!
Why is this important?
It's not. In fact, it's one of the most frivolous ideas I've ever had. But it's 2020, and nothing has meaning anymore, so you might as well tip your hat to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett and sell us Monster Mash cereal. You know we'll buy it.
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