To: The President
Make McDonalds fish sandwich bigger and cheaper!
The McDonalds fish sandwich has become too small and too expensive. Send in special forces and make them make it bigger and cheaper.
Why is this important?
YOUR HELP IS NEEDED!
I remember when they would have them on sale for .99 and I once said I could eat 10 of them. I never actually did it though. Now not even Jack Palance (edit: Found out Jack Palance is dead so imagine IceT instead) could afford 10 fish sandwiches and even if they could it wouldn't even fill them up. Our children's imaginations are being destroyed.
I remember when they would have them on sale for .99 and I once said I could eat 10 of them. I never actually did it though. Now not even Jack Palance (edit: Found out Jack Palance is dead so imagine IceT instead) could afford 10 fish sandwiches and even if they could it wouldn't even fill them up. Our children's imaginations are being destroyed.