To: Congress
Fire Florida
Declare Florida to be an independent country, no longer part of the United States of America, and with no representation in Congress or the Electoral College.
Why is this important?
Florida is demonstrably full of morons. Their inability to understand that a contagious disease is contagious, their inability to elect state-wide officials with even an iota of a clue, not to mention their complete lack of driving skills, means that Florida is a dead weight on America and costs us billions of taxpayer dollars. We must get Florida out of our country whether they can spell America or not. Fire Florida!