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To: Joey Biden
Nathan Fielder for Inaugural Court Jester of the United States
Dear President Biden,
The American citizens could use a laugh. There is an immediate and urgent need for the establishment of an elected position of court jester in the United States Federal Government. Such an individual may serve as an impartial source of comedic relief to ease temperaments between parties, thereby overpowering partisan bickering with the sounds of raucous laughter. Moreover, court jesters historical serve as a much-needed foil to those in power, providing a mirror by which authority figures may reflect on their actions and re-dedicate themselves to focusing on the best interests of the American people. The world needs jesters to combat the corruption of power. Shakespeare knew it, and the American people know it too.
With this letter, the American people voice their fervent desire to establish a new elected position of court jester. The individual must demonstrate a clear impartial, robust apolitical stance that will not bend solely to the wills of any one party. Furthermore, the individual must be classified as "Chaotic Good" by the D&D Alignment Test, which has undergone robust psychometric validation and reliability testing.
The American populace proposes to appoint Nathan Fielder as the inaugural Court jester for the United States government. Mr. Fielder is a beloved national treasure of the United States, and it is the belief of every single American that Mr. Fielder is the ideal person to establish a precedence for all jesters that follow.
Please refer to the signatures of the present poll as a testament to the unwavering support that Mr. Fielder would have for such a position.
Sincerely
'Merica
The American citizens could use a laugh. There is an immediate and urgent need for the establishment of an elected position of court jester in the United States Federal Government. Such an individual may serve as an impartial source of comedic relief to ease temperaments between parties, thereby overpowering partisan bickering with the sounds of raucous laughter. Moreover, court jesters historical serve as a much-needed foil to those in power, providing a mirror by which authority figures may reflect on their actions and re-dedicate themselves to focusing on the best interests of the American people. The world needs jesters to combat the corruption of power. Shakespeare knew it, and the American people know it too.
With this letter, the American people voice their fervent desire to establish a new elected position of court jester. The individual must demonstrate a clear impartial, robust apolitical stance that will not bend solely to the wills of any one party. Furthermore, the individual must be classified as "Chaotic Good" by the D&D Alignment Test, which has undergone robust psychometric validation and reliability testing.
The American populace proposes to appoint Nathan Fielder as the inaugural Court jester for the United States government. Mr. Fielder is a beloved national treasure of the United States, and it is the belief of every single American that Mr. Fielder is the ideal person to establish a precedence for all jesters that follow.
Please refer to the signatures of the present poll as a testament to the unwavering support that Mr. Fielder would have for such a position.
Sincerely
'Merica
Why is this important?
America needs a court jester. We all know that. Who would better serve in this position than America's sweetheart, Nathan Fielder? 😍
Let's collect at least 2,000 signatures to demonstrate to Congress our fervent support for Nathan Fielder to be elected the inaugural Court Jester of the United States of America. Your voice matters!!
Let's collect at least 2,000 signatures to demonstrate to Congress our fervent support for Nathan Fielder to be elected the inaugural Court Jester of the United States of America. Your voice matters!!